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Internauts in Cyberspace

This weekend I decided to kick the site up a notch and start writing daily geek horoscopes.

Now I know what your all thinking, isn’t a horoscope based on the position of the planets in the heavens at the exact time and place of birth, covering the entire sky in the full circle? Sure, maybe, whatever, but I’ll tell you this, nmap and ethereal don’t lie when it comes to your geek fate. So forget signs for the time being, if your a geek at heart check out the horoscope blog on the right, just above the camera phone moblog.

I’ll try to keep it updated daily, but if you happen to visit on the weekend only to find yesterday’s material don’t worry, it just means that your future holds nothing significant and you might as well just flash your BIOS and pull the plug half way through.

Suggestions welcome at darren[at]darrenkitchen[d0t]net

Oh yeah, and incase your wondering, Internauts are what the French and other Europeans call Internet users. Yeah, spiffy. Us Americans just get that lame ol’ “user” thing. Whether its you using the computer or the computer using you depends on operating system, web browser, and pixie-dust.

Numa Numa Numa Yay!